The time now is Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:09 am | Log in to check your private messages View unanswered posts  Ghost forum archive Worldofghosts 24 hour chat room                           Register Celebrity horror stories        World of Ghosts - Paranormal Forums Forum Index » General chat View previous topic | View next topic   Author Message cuddly Joined: 13 Mar 2011 Posts: 49 Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:26 am    Post subject: Celebrity horror stories Catherine Zeta Jones: No! Anything but this! She has one of those flesh-eating alien parasites gestating inside of her! Ever since she began that relationship with a certain male thespian, the vivacious beauty has been acting very peculiar. For example, she used to have a terrible snoring problem while sleeping; now she just seems to gag and wheeze a lot. She also complains constantly of a nagging stomach disorder and involuntarily breaks wind whenever someone asks her what the heck 'Zeta' is supposed to mean. Whatever the case, it's a good bet that movie goers will be keeping their distance in the future. ... Back to top bitterbuck1 Moderator Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:09 am    Post subject: ... Back to top thecactus Joined: 07 Mar 2011 Posts: 3196 Location: Northern Ireland Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:34 am    Post subject: ... Back to top D B Sweeney Joined: 27 Aug 2010 Posts: 2842 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:51 am    Post subject: Re: Celebrity horror stories cuddly wrote: Catherine Zeta Jones: No! Anything but this! She has one of those flesh-eating alien parasites gestating inside of her! Ever since she began that relationship with a certain male thespian, the vivacious beauty has been acting very peculiar. For example, she used to have a terrible snoring problem while sleeping; now she just seems to gag and wheeze a lot. She also complains constantly of a nagging stomach disorder and involuntarily breaks wind whenever someone asks her what the heck 'Zeta' is supposed to mean. Whatever the case, it's a good bet that movie goers will be keeping their distance in the future. What are you saying Cuddly?. Is this some kind of Dreamcatcher scenario?. DB ... Back to top Agentscott Joined: 08 Feb 2011 Posts: 1042 Location: Essex Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:21 pm    Post subject: Thanks Cuddly you just inspired me to watch aliens. (the film) ... Back to top thecactus Joined: 07 Mar 2011 Posts: 3196 Location: Northern Ireland Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:16 pm    Post subject: apparently catherine zeta jones has been diagnosed with bi-polar disorder - she claims it has something to do with her husband being ill - although I dont think that can be the case cuddly you are a nut nut ... 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