How did the Ghost Dog Loose his Tail?

fancy · Joined: 29 Oct 2006 Posts: 51

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door.

The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?".

The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on".

At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night".

whimps · Joined: 29 Oct 2006 Posts: 50

lol, thats a good one, would have to make sure and reemphasise the "re-tail" part when quoting the joke