The time now is Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:17 am | Log in to check your private messages View unanswered posts  Ghost forum archive Worldofghosts 24 hour chat room                           Register skeleton joke        World of Ghosts - Paranormal Forums Forum Index » spooky jokes View previous topic | View next topic   Author Message flossy Moderator Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 1884 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land) Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:50 pm    Post subject: skeleton joke why didnt the skeleton go to the party ? cos he had no-body to go with (no-body he he) ... Back to top bitterbuck1 Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1646 Location: Arizona, USA Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:41 am    Post subject: That's a cute one Flossy! _________________ Every year you live, you pass the anniversary of your death. Where the Heart is Billie Letts ... Back to top YB Moderator Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 1157 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:14 am    Post subject: It's not the cough that carries you off... but the coffin they carry you off in ... Back to top flossy Moderator Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 1884 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land) Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:22 pm    Post subject: this is a poem my mum told us years ago, creamy creamy custard green snot pie all mixed together with a dead dogs eye get a slice of bread spread it on thick and swallow it down with a hot cup of sick ... Back to top bitterbuck1 Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1646 Location: Arizona, USA Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:22 am    Post subject: Now that is my kind of poem. Need to tell that one to my niece and nephew! _________________ Every year you live, you pass the anniversary of your death. Where the Heart is Billie Letts ... Back to top bitterbuck1 Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1646 Location: Arizona, USA Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:24 am    Post subject: Flossy, does your Mum have anymore poems like this? I have to say, it is a bit sick, but the kids loved it! _________________ Every year you live, you pass the anniversary of your death. Where the Heart is Billie Letts ... Back to top flossy Moderator Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 1884 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land) Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:17 pm    Post subject: sick joke i think so, i will ask her and get back to, i am pleased they liked it ... Back to top bitterbuck1 Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1646 Location: Arizona, USA Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:05 pm    Post subject: Thanks Flossy, and also thank your Mum! The kids just squeal when we are petting one of the cats and start saying.... Cat leg stew, cat leg stew that's what we're going to do with you! Cat leg stew, cat leg stew that's what we're going to make with you! Anything to get a rise out of the kids! _________________ Every year you live, you pass the anniversary of your death. Where the Heart is Billie Letts ... Back to top charro995 Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 2 Location: leicester uk Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:31 pm    Post subject: oh my god and i thought my father inlaws jokes were bad lol ... Back to top YB Moderator Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 1157 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Welcome to the forums Charro.. They arn't THAT bad are they? ... Back to top Quiver Joined: 09 Oct 2007 Posts: 61 Location: Between here and there... Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:44 pm    Post subject: charro995 wrote: oh my god and i thought my father inlaws jokes were bad lol Welcome to the forum Charro! Would you like to share any of your father-in-laws jokes? _________________ Silence is of God Only monkeys chatter Author??? ... Back to top dada Joined: 02 Apr 2008 Posts: 6 Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:56 pm    Post subject: tell us ur joes i bet they wont b funnier than the others....... _________________ the one to tell good jokes.... ... Back to top dada Joined: 02 Apr 2008 Posts: 6 Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:03 am    Post subject: r u r u goin 2 tell ur jokes [/code][/list][/i][/quote] _________________ the one to tell good jokes.... ... 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