| SHADOWDANCER 
 
  
 Joined: 26 May 2011
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 Location: UK
 
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                                |  Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:45 am    Post subject: |   |  
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                                |  	  | flossy wrote: |  	  | this is a poem my mum told us years ago, 
 creamy creamy custard
 green snot pie
 all mixed together with a dead dogs eye
 get a slice of bread
 spread it on thick
 and swallow it down
 with a hot cup of sick
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 Eewww, flossy. That's gross
  Mind you, so's this one: 
 Q:
  What do you call a ghoul picking his nose   A: A Bogey Man
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