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damaralenoire

Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 334 Location: South Wales UK
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Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:38 am Post subject: |
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Ok here is my poor attempt of humour
How can you tell if a corpse is angry ?
It flips its lid !
What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
Transparents
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
Because you can see right through them !
This woman wanted to marry a ghost.
I don't know what possessed her ! |
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flossy Moderator

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4924 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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lol good ones |
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bitterbuck1 Moderator

Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:03 am Post subject: |
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YB Moderator

Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 2167 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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emma

Joined: 15 Oct 2008 Posts: 24 Location: cheltenham
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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why did the chewing gum cross the road/
It was stuck to the chicken foot  |
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YB Moderator

Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 2167 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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flippa6
Joined: 24 Oct 2008 Posts: 12 Location: my house
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:47 am Post subject: |
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why did the chicken cross the road? my answer=to see its flat mate
colonel sanders answer=i was there and i was about to kentucky fry it |
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