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flossy Moderator

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4924 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:09 pm Post subject: homework |
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this is a joke my son told me, its not spooky but i thought it was funny so here it is
why did the boy eat his homework ?
cos the teacher said it was a peice of cake |
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bitterbuck1 Moderator

Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Cute one Flossy, does your son have anymore?
My daughter came home from school one day with this one: What floats in the air and smells like worm?
A bird fart! |
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flossy Moderator

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4924 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject: birdy |
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nice one
why is the sky so high ?
so the birds dont bump thier heads |
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flossy Moderator

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4924 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:43 am Post subject: wizard |
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what do you call a blind dinosaur ?
do-you-think-he-saw-us |
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flossy Moderator

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4924 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:46 am Post subject: wizard |
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why was tiger looking in the tiolet ?
he was looking for pooh
why was tiger all dirty ?
he had been playing with pooh |
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flossy Moderator

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4924 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:50 am Post subject: wizard |
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why do fish swim in salt water ?
cos peper makes them sneeze |
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YB Moderator

Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 2167 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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flossy Moderator

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4924 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject: jokes |
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you like me jokes YB |
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flossy Moderator

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4924 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject: jokes |
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heres a couple more
what do you call a blind deer ?
no eyed deer
what do you call a blind deer that doesnt move ?
still no eyed deer
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YB Moderator

Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 2167 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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bitterbuck1 Moderator

Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:52 am Post subject: |
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sophie
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:17 am Post subject: |
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A Man Walked Into A Bar OW!!!!1  |
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flossy Moderator

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4924 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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ouch, lol
hiya sophie, welcome to the forums |
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YB Moderator

Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 2167 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome to the forums Sophie..
Done that many times myself... ouch is not enough lol.. |
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flippa6
Joined: 24 Oct 2008 Posts: 12 Location: my house
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Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:17 am Post subject: |
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why were the bakers hands brown? cuz he kneaded a crap sup guyz |
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