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A_Ghost_Town
Joined: 21 Feb 2009 Posts: 22 Location: Gloucester
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:10 pm Post subject: Benefits of dating a vampire: |
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Long relationships
Centuries of experience
Immune to all diseases
Always has amazing stamina
Loves neck nibbling
Rarely interested in arguing religion
Never comes home with garlic breath
Doesn't snore, sleeps like the dead |
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Solstice Moon
Joined: 31 Aug 2008 Posts: 272 Location: Horsham, W Sussex
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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I'm SO glad you didn't make the obvious joke! |
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damaralenoire
Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 334 Location: South Wales UK
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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