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ALEX LOCKWOOD
Joined: 20 Feb 2009 Posts: 238 Location: UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 5:21 am Post subject: WORLD TO END SATURDAY 21 MAY! |
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/preachers-prophesying-end-world-york-000338169.html
Yup, the doom mongers are out in force in New York! The non-starter of a 'prophecy' by Harold Camping [a Californian radio broadcaster; no jokes, this is serious ], is apparently based on calculations he made using the Book of Genesis. According to the Yahoo article:-
"The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side."
The rescuers are apparently "sworn atheists". While the service is called Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. The co-founder is Bart Centre (eat my hamster). Says it all really. |
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thecactus
Joined: 07 Mar 2011 Posts: 3196 Location: Northern Ireland
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:17 am Post subject: |
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Im away to dig a trench in the back garden |
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D B Sweeney
Joined: 27 Aug 2010 Posts: 2842 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:43 am Post subject: |
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I'll not bother toiletting tomorrow then.
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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I'm going out today and eating everything in site.
I do believe this is the same joker who predicted the
world to end in 1994. |
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thecactus
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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Will they not feel like complete imbeciles the day after tomorrow? |
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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On the news they are actually counting down the hours and playing "It's the end of the world as we know it" by REM!
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thecactus
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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Hilarious - I can't wait until Sunday |
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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Same here!
A repeat of y2k scare.
Some people!!
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thecactus
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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But I cant help but think imagine if they are right lol - at least they wont get a chance to say I told you so
Oh sh*t I forgot about the afterlife
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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thecactus wrote: | But I cant help but think imagine if they are right lol - at least they wont get a chance to say I told you so
Oh sh*t I forgot about the afterlife
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The news is really playing it up.
They are interviewing a man who quit his job to pass out
flyers to let the public know about May 21!!!
Sure hope his boss is understanding and he can get his job back. |
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D B Sweeney
Joined: 27 Aug 2010 Posts: 2842 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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Hi yawl, I'm posting this from a fluffy cloud this side of Heaven. I've got Jesus on the next cloud making pancakes (he's trying to do one with his face in it LOL) and God on a bigger cloud watching Two and a half men. There's also lot's of christians around looking very pleased with themselves.
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ALEX LOCKWOOD
Joined: 20 Feb 2009 Posts: 238 Location: UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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thecactus wrote: | Im away to dig a trench in the back garden |
Not too deep I hope, Cactus! What do you intend to put in it, apart from yourself, BTW? “I Told You So” is a great song! Can’t recall who performed it, though…. . What about your pets - have you forgotten them!?
Is that cleaning the toilet, DB?
Please save some for the rest of us, bitter buck! Especially chocolate and good red wine ... .It didn’t end in 1999 or 2000, either. And, I suspect we’ll be having a similar discussion in 2013! Y2K was a ‘bug’ of some kind wasn’t it??
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:59 am Post subject: |
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Glad to see they have internet service up there in heaven DB.
I wonder what is going through the minds of Harold Camping's
believers?
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ALEX LOCKWOOD
Joined: 20 Feb 2009 Posts: 238 Location: UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:34 am Post subject: |
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bitterbuck1 wrote: | Glad to see they have internet service up there in heaven DB.
I wonder what is going through the minds of Harold Camping's
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Not camping, I bet. BTW, bitterbuck, it’s called the Ethernet. Very popular in angelic circles.
In fact Michael and Raphael are all of a Twitter, as we speak! |
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thecactus
Joined: 07 Mar 2011 Posts: 3196 Location: Northern Ireland
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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Has the world ended yet? Only an hour left |
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