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flossy Moderator
Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4922 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: skeleton joke |
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why didnt the skeleton go to the party ?
cos he had no-body to go with (no-body he he) |
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:41 am Post subject: |
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That's a cute one Flossy! |
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YB Moderator
Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 2167 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:14 am Post subject: |
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It's not the cough that carries you off... but the coffin they carry you off in |
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flossy Moderator
Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4922 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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this is a poem my mum told us years ago,
creamy creamy custard
green snot pie
all mixed together with a dead dogs eye
get a slice of bread
spread it on thick
and swallow it down
with a hot cup of sick |
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:22 am Post subject: |
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Now that is my kind of poem. Need to tell that one to my niece and nephew! |
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:24 am Post subject: |
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Flossy, does your Mum have anymore poems like this?
I have to say, it is a bit sick, but the kids loved it! |
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flossy Moderator
Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 4922 Location: UK tyne/wear (geordie land)
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:17 pm Post subject: sick joke |
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i think so, i will ask her and get back to, i am pleased they liked it |
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3963 Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks Flossy, and also thank your Mum!
The kids just squeal when we are petting one of the cats and start saying....
Cat leg stew, cat leg stew that's what we're going to do with you!
Cat leg stew, cat leg stew that's what we're going to make with you!
Anything to get a rise out of the kids! |
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charro995
Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 2 Location: leicester uk
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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oh my god and i thought my father inlaws jokes were bad lol |
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YB Moderator
Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 2167 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome to the forums Charro.. They arn't THAT bad are they? |
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Quiver
Joined: 09 Oct 2007 Posts: 61 Location: Between here and there...
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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charro995 wrote: | oh my god and i thought my father inlaws jokes were bad lol |
Welcome to the forum Charro!
Would you like to share any of your father-in-laws jokes? |
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dada
Joined: 02 Apr 2008 Posts: 6
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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tell us ur joes i bet they wont b funnier than the others....... |
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dada
Joined: 02 Apr 2008 Posts: 6
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:03 am Post subject: r u |
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r u goin 2 tell ur jokes [/code][/list][/i][/quote] |
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HENUT-TEPY
Joined: 20 May 2011 Posts: 79 Location: ENGLAND
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:27 am Post subject: Re: skeleton joke |
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flossy wrote: | why didnt the skeleton go to the party ?
cos he had no-body to go with (no-body he he) |
Good one, flossy. I know a variation to this joke:
Q: Why do ghosts hate parties?
A: Because they have no body to go with!
My son told me this joke:
Q: Why didn't the little ghost want to go to school?
A: Coz he found it dead boring!
My husband this one:
Q: What's a ghost's favourite football position?
A: Ghoulie! [pun on goalie].
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ALEX LOCKWOOD
Joined: 20 Feb 2009 Posts: 238 Location: UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:39 am Post subject: Re: skeleton joke |
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flossy wrote: | why didnt the skeleton go to the party ?
cos he had no-body to go with (no-body he he) |
Like it, flossy! Boy, Henut, that's one funny family you've got;) To continue the 'bony' theme:
Death walks into a locksmiths shop one day. And asks for a copy of his skeleton key!
Now for another 'deadly' joke:
One day a ghoul when to see his doctor.
Ghoul: "Doc, how do I stop these Coffin Fits!"
Incidentally, when researching my family history, I came across a Dr Coffin, a Medical Practioner (no, seriously), in an 1853 Trade Directory... . |
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