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                | damaralenoire 
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:38 am    Post subject: |   |  
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                                | Ok here is my poor attempt of humour 
 
 
 How can you tell if a corpse is angry ?
 It flips its lid !
 
 
 What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
 Transparents
 
 
 
 Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
 Because you can see right through them !
 
 
 
 This woman wanted to marry a ghost.
 I don't know what possessed her !
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                | flossy Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:40 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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                                | lol good ones   |  | 
        
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                | bitterbuck1 Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:03 am    Post subject: |   |  
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                | YB Moderator
 
  
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 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
 
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                                |  Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:37 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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                | emma 
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:46 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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                                | why did the chewing gum cross the road/ 
 
 It was stuck to the chicken foot
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                | YB Moderator
 
  
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                | flippa6 
 
 
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                                |  Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:47 am    Post subject: |   |  
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                                | why did the chicken cross the road?    my answer=to see its flat mate 
 colonel sanders answer=i was there and i was about to kentucky fry it
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