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                | flossy Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:09 pm    Post subject: homework |   |  
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                                | this is a joke my son told me, its not spooky but i thought it was funny so here it is 
 why  did the boy eat his homework ?
 
 cos the teacher said it was a peice of cake
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                | bitterbuck1 Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:19 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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                                |  Cute one Flossy, does your son have anymore? 
 My daughter came home from school one day with this one:   What floats in the air and smells like worm?
 
 A bird fart!
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                | flossy Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:38 pm    Post subject: birdy |   |  
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                                | nice one   why is the sky so high ?
 so the birds dont bump thier heads
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                | flossy Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:43 am    Post subject: wizard |   |  
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                                | what do you call a blind dinosaur ? do-you-think-he-saw-us
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                | flossy Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:46 am    Post subject: wizard |   |  
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                                | why was tiger looking in the tiolet ? he was looking for pooh
 why was tiger all dirty ?
 he had been playing with pooh
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                | flossy Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:50 am    Post subject: wizard |   |  
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                                | why do fish swim in salt water ? cos peper makes them sneeze
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                | YB Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:28 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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                | flossy Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:57 pm    Post subject: jokes |   |  
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                                | you like me jokes YB   |  | 
        
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                | flossy Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:55 pm    Post subject: jokes |   |  
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                                | heres a couple more 
 what do you call a blind deer ?
 no eyed deer
 
 what do you call a blind deer that doesnt move ?
 still no eyed deer
 
 
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                | YB Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:54 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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                | bitterbuck1 Moderator
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:17 am    Post subject: |   |  
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                                | A Man Walked Into A Bar OW!!!!1  |  | 
        
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                                |  Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:00 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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                                | ouch, lol hiya sophie, welcome to the forums
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                                |  Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:49 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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                                | Welcome to the forums Sophie.. Done that many times myself... ouch is not enough lol..
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                                | why were the bakers hands brown?  cuz he kneaded a crap  sup guyz |  | 
        
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