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                | A_Ghost_Town 
 
  
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                                |  Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:10 pm    Post subject: Benefits of dating a vampire: |   |  
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                                | Long relationships Centuries of experience
 Immune to all diseases
 Always has amazing stamina
 Loves neck nibbling
 Rarely interested in arguing religion
 Never comes home with garlic breath
 Doesn't snore, sleeps like the dead
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                | Solstice Moon 
 
  
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                                | I'm SO glad you didn't make the obvious joke!  |  | 
        
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                | damaralenoire 
 
  
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                | bitterbuck1 Moderator
 
  
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