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A_Ghost_Town
 
  
  Joined: 21 Feb 2009 Posts: 22 Location: Gloucester
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                                 Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:10 pm    Post subject: Benefits of dating a vampire: | 
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                                Long relationships
 
Centuries of experience
 
Immune to all diseases
 
Always has amazing stamina
 
Loves neck nibbling
 
Rarely interested in arguing religion
 
Never comes home with garlic breath
 
Doesn't snore, sleeps like the dead | 
                         
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Solstice Moon
 
  
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                                I'm SO glad you didn't make the obvious joke!   | 
                         
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damaralenoire
 
  
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